"Won't you please be my prisoner, please, please, please!"
"I do not like the cone of shame"
"Oh! A ball! Oh boy! Oh boy! a ball!!"
"Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."
"I hid under your porch because I love you."
Good morning, son
In twenty years from now
Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
And I can tell you 'bout today
And how I picked you up and everything changed
It was pain
Sunny days and rain
I knew you'd feel the same things...