Man, I just love you!Originally Posted by JazzmanLast night was certainly better than Tuesday’s auditions. I’m picking Chris (the rocker dude) to be this year’s contestant to watch. His wife was very sweet and I tend to favor the singers with more to them than purple eye shadow or a stupid outfit. Even though it’s all about talent, a decent back story helps a lot.
I was a bit surprised with the turkey serenading cowpoke. I would have assumed that Simon would cut him down, but instead he seemed to show a genuine interest in the kid, asking him about lessons and such. That paused me a second. I hope he does get some help before Hollywood and controls his nerves. I’d like to hear his voice free of nerves and doubt.
I couldn’t stop laughing about the “brainy” nerd and his magnet, er, I mean Cosmic Coaster. Wow Einstein, that’s just brilliant. Two stereo magnets facing each other to levitate. Never seen that one before. And I loved his testimonial. “I don’t like to brag about my intelligence.” Ummm... then here’s a thought. Don’t.
I won’t even comment on Table Cloth Boy.
The freaky kid at the end was just ridiculous. Thinks it’s funny when people think he’s a girl my @$$. Sure kid, and watch me dress up in yellow feathers, a beak and orange legs and wonder why people think I’m Big Bird. He knew what he was doing, or at least trying to do, and he got the attention he craved. I lost all respect (or what little I had) for him when he broke out with the “they’re just prejudiced and racist” crap. Uh huh. I hear ya bro. Cause it’s all about The Man keeping the white man down. We just can’t get no love.
My thoughts (almost) exactly!
Freaky kid WANTED that attention, and set it up that way- along with the song? Come ON!
Your post just cracked me up-