Has anybody seen the movie Wating... with Ryan Reynolds?
It has absolutely no story line but is one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while. Lots of great quotes throughout the movie.
"Yeah, I want a single shot of whiskey and a double-shot of whiskey, and she'll have a water. You know, what the hell? It's our anniversary. Why don't you bring her a Pepsi?"-Redneck customer
"I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say, "Yo MTV Raps!""-Dan
"Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations. Most people have to pay for such a thing."-Bishop