Seriously, The Three Amigos is one of my favorite movies of all times, and is one that I can watch over and over and never tire of. I love the musical numbers of "My Little Buttercup" and "Blue Shadows."
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Best. Movie. Ever. I've lost track of how many times I've seen it.
"We'd like three beers, please"
"We don't have beer"
"Well, what do you have?"
"We have Tequila"
"Eh, it's like beer"
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
El Guapo: Are Gringos falling from the sky?!
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.
Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means?
Ned: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?
Mexican girl: Which one do you like?
Other Mexican girl: I like the one that's not so smart.
Mexican girl: Which one is that?
Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.
Ned Niederlander: What's tequila?
Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.
Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
Lucky Day: Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: WHAT do you MEAN?
Lucky Day: I don't know. Dusty Bottoms: What is it doing here?
Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane.
Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?
Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?