Funniest Simpsons Moment or Quote

**Gemini Cricket** · 06-08-2005, 01:29 PM

Let's hear 'em.

**Tui** · 06-08-2005, 01:31 PM

it's not my favourite, but can someone tell me which episode this line is from?

"I wish I had married a businessman, then I would have nice things?"

its bugging me and my friend in the states.

**dramaqueen** · 06-08-2005, 01:32 PM

the entire episode with the Gay pawn shop owner and the gay steel mill- best episode ever!

**Gemini Cricket** · 06-08-2005, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Tui

it's not my favourite, but can someone tell me which episode this line is from?

"I wish I had married a businessman, then I would have nice things?"

its bugging me and my friend in the states.

'The President Wore Pearls' episode.
The one where Lisa becomes student body president...

**Gemini Cricket** · 06-08-2005, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by dramaqueen

the entire episode with the Gay pawn shop owner and the gay steel mill- best episode ever!

The John Waters episode. Love that one. Where Homer makes Bart sit in front of a raunchy cigarette billboard ad to make sure he turns out straight. After a couple of hours:
Homer: "How do you feel now, boy?"
Bart: "I kinda feel like I want a cigarette."

**ah schucks** · 06-08-2005, 01:35 PM

Any moment from the Simpsons Halloween Episodes...Period.

**LightBeer** · 06-08-2005, 01:42 PM

Mono...D'oh!

**dramaqueen** · 06-08-2005, 01:43 PM

Ex-el-ent

exelente!

exactly

**Tui** · 06-08-2005, 01:46 PM

"this taste like Grandma!"
"you're right it does taste like grandma!"

**LightBeer** · 06-08-2005, 01:47 PM

mmmmm......Sacralicious.

**Small Panda After All** · 06-08-2005, 01:47 PM

I always crack up during "Who SHot Mr. Burns." Santa's Little Helper is all messed up and walks by Grandpa who states,

"THe lamp is running away."

Oh dear me that one always gets me.

Also, the one where Bart and Milhouse discover Flanders Beatles collection and Homer remoarks he never would have expected it of Ned, who replies,

"Are you kiddng me? They were bigger than Jesus!"

**LightBeer** · 06-08-2005, 01:50 PM

Oh spiteful one! Why must you spite me! Show me who to spite and they shall be spoten!

**aimster** · 06-08-2005, 01:50 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm.... forbidden donut.

That makes me laugh and laugh every time.

**Gemini Cricket** · 06-08-2005, 01:51 PM

Reverend Lovejoy: "And now the hymn 'In the Garden of Eden' written by I. Ron Butteryfly..."
Congregation: "In the garden of eden, baby. Don't you know that I love youuu..."