"From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a *********g boat!"
Crash Davis, Bull Durham
"There's no crying in baseball!!"
Jimmy Doohan, League of Their Own
"You must be Igor?"
"No, it's pronounced Eyegore"
"They told me it was Igor"
"Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"
Igor and Dr. Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein