Favorite TV/Movie Quotes

As a fan of a certain morning radio talk show that is presented by a comedienne, I've come to enjoy short sound clips from various movies. I thought it might be fun to see what movie quotes you all enjoy. Here are a few of mine:

"Tina! Bring me the ax!" Mommie Dearest

"Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to!? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street!?" "Because I am NOT one of your FANS!" (Take a guess! LOL)

"No wiiiiire hangeeeeeeeeeeers eveeeeeer!"

"If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side." Darth Vader

One my husband uses all the time - "You are contractually obligated to love me" - Homer Simpson.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller

"I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles. I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus... but I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
-Ferris Bueller


Can you tell I like this movie? ;)

"is this heaven?"

"No, this is Iowa."

Field of Dreams

"Was 1 a good year?"

- Zero Mostel (as Pseudolus, the slave) inspecting a clay bottle of wine in "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum."

I love it when a plan comes together. - Hannibal Smith, The A-Team

I ain't gettin on no plane Hannibal! - B.A. Barracus, The A-Team

Do what I tell ya, you pile of monkey nuts. - Buford T Justice, Smokey and the Bandit.

What we're dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law. Buford T Justice, Smokey and the Bandit.

Listen, Mr. Kansas law dog, law don't go around here. Savvy?? - Ike Clanton, Tombstone.

I'm your huckleberry.- Doc Holiday, Tombstone

Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?? - Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

From Robin Hood Prince of Thieves...

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

Sheriff: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." - Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars IV: A New Hope.:)

White Christmas:

Doris: Well how do you like that? Not so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple".

Roseanne:
Birds, birds BIRDS

Is this the sink?? Am I shrinking??

The jig is up!

Nobody loves me, it's just me...just me and my ganja

Heard you got playing with your instrument in band....




Friday-
How you get fired on your day off?

You gonna build a clubhouse or somethin'?

My neck, my back, my neck and my back!!


Clueless-
You say how that biker came out of nowhere!

That's way harsh Tai

Dazed and Confused-
Check ya later


so so so many more

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?" - Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice from the Beetlejuice movie (My most personal favorite quote from him) :lmao: I also love seeing how much his emotions & speech keep on changing in this part too. :D

" You're still here? It's over! Go home. Go." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"MmmggrrrrGetouttaMyCHAIR!!! - 12 Monkeys

"You are always saying this word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - The Princess Bride

"Me and the guys, we pooled together and got you a little something."
"It's a sweater!" - 3 Amigos

Oh, you're a race car riding in the red?? Well I'm a mother f-----n' mushroom cloud layin' mother f------r.

"I will not be IGNORED, Dan!" Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. I whip that one out when my hubbie gets stoic.

"Play it again, Sam, just once more, for old times sake?"
Ingrid B in Casablanca

"You're stupid. I like that in a man."

"Marriage is something that happens to you. Like blight." Thanks Woody Allen

Other Woody Allen ones I've enjoyed:

"I don't 'tan!' I stroke!"

"Just be, I don't know, bisexual! You'll double your chances for a date on Saturday!"

"Why are you wearing those clothes?
Because I just went GAY all of a sudden!" Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby.

"Why would a man want to marry a man?
SECURITY!" Jack Lemmon's comeback to Tony Curtis in Some Like it Hot

Can you tell I collect quotes?

peace,
Roo

One time at band camp, I stuck a flute........