A Christmas Story: Not a fingah! and It's aaaa clinkeeeer! Always loved the way the dad yells those out.
The Muppet Christmas Carol:
Kermit: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire.
Rat #1: All of your pens have turned to inkcicles.
Rat #2: Our assets are frozen.
Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... [yelling] UNEMPLOYED?
Rats: [singing] HEAT WAVE! Dis is my island in de sun.
"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
Margo: I hope he falls and breaks his neck. Todd: Oh, I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're lucky enough for him to break his neck.
Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear] Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Lou Lou Who [after sons have said they had seen the Grinch] I'm sure they were just up on Mount Crumpit... playing with matches... defacing public property or something or other.
Mayor Augustus Maywho: Oh, well that's a relief.
Muppet Family Christmas: Doc: You promised me a nice quiet Christmas! Animal: Peace on Earth! Give Me Presents!
Janice: [bringing out a basket of Christmas cookies] Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies! Cookie Monster:: COOKIE!
[gobbles up the whole basket, as Animal watches in amazement] Cookie Monster: Oh, thank you! Janice: Who was that strange blue creature? Animal: Dat my kinda fella, Ahahahahaha!
From Eloise at Christmastime:
Bill: So, how's that Christmas list coming? Eloise: Still one or two items short. Bill: How many you got so far? Eloise: Seventy three. What? I think it's nice to give Santa lots of options.
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