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    Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    I thought it'd be fun to share some of our favorite quotes from our favorite christmas movies:

    Chistmas Vacation

    Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

    Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

    Is your house on fire, Clark?

    A Christmas Story

    Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

    Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

    He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny

    Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.


    I have many more that I will share later I'm sure.


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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    those would be mine. But, you have to finish the Christmas vacation quote - with Merry Christmas, Sh*tter's full!

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    A Christmas Story

    "Show mommy how the little piggy eats!" (This is quoted randomly in our family year round)
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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    You'll put your eye out.

    I wanted to be a dentist

    Oh look Frank.. a present.. I wonder what it could be? It's a TOASTER!! (WHAP)
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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    Merry Christmas, sh*tter was full! - Cousin Eddie, Christmas Vacation

    Father Loves Beaver - TV announcer, Scrooged

    Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples. - Frank Cross, Scrooged

    No, you are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl. - Frank Cross, Scrooged

    You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you. - Frank Cross, Scrooged

    Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber. - Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation

    From Christmas Vacation:
    Clark Griswold - Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City.
    Eddie - [after a pause] You serious, Clark?

    Ok, there's lots more but that should do it for now.

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    Almost everytime we get a package someone in my family says, "Fra ge lay"!!

    I LOVE Scrooged:

    "It's Christmas Eve. It's-it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we-we-we smile a little easier, we-w-w-we-we-we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be. "

    "I'm alive . . . and so are you!"

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    From its a wonderful life...... Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by BFJen View Post
    But, you have to finish the Christmas vacation quote - with Merry Christmas, Sh*tter's full!
    And there's mine



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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    Ah, yeah. You checked our ****ters, honey?


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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    From Scrooge (1970):

    Outside Bob Cratchit's house:
    Ebeneezer Scrooge: I want to look in the window.
    Ghost of Christmas Present: It will cost you nothing, which I'm sure is good news for you.
    Ebeneezer Scrooge: Will they be able to see me?
    Ghost of Christmas Present: No, which I'm sure is good news for them.


    The Santa Clause:

    Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
    Scott: Yeah, well, Neil's head comes to a point.

    The Santa Clause 2:

    Mother Nature: Don't mess with me Santa. I'm pre El Nino.

    Carol: Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems.
    Scott: Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. It's always such a pleasure.
    Carol: Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.

    The Santa Clause 3:

    Elves: Welcome to Canada! . . . Eh?
    "But every night, when it gets dark
    and the stars come out,
    I'll look up on her behalf.
    I'll look up in the sky and think of you."






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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    It's a Wonderful Life

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You did it! You made the world's best cup of coffee!

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    From Elf:

    We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

    I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

    I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

    From A Christmas Story:

    Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

    Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. Schwartz!

    From It's A Wonderful Life:

    Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

    Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

    I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband. (I use this on DH at times. )

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes


    It's a Wonderful Life

    Clarence:
    You've been given a great gift, George: A chance to see what the world would be like without you.

    Miracle on 34th. Street

    Susan: I believe... I believe... Even though it's silly, I believe.

    A Christmas Story
    Mr. Parker:Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.


    "We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun- together."

    -Walt Disney

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    Re: Favorite Christmas movie quotes

    <not a movie, but a special>

    Charlie Brown Christmas

    "All I want is what's coming to me. All I want is my fair share"

    "BAH, I've been kissed by dog lips! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!"

    "It's run by an eastern syndicate you know."

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