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About LinkBacksJust saw a commercial for Tragic er I mean Magic Mountain with "guest testimonials."
Think they found a new catch phrase "I'm glad the park isn't closing..."
Watch out "Where Dreams Come True"!
Just saw a commercial for Tragic er I mean Magic Mountain with "guest testimonials."
Think they found a new catch phrase "I'm glad the park isn't closing..."
Watch out "Where Dreams Come True"!
Originally Posted by demento57
How about:
Come see it before it's too late!
Enjoy it while it lasts!
Here today, gone tomorrow!
And my personal favorite:
Magic Mountain. Not just for gangbangers anymore! Families Welcome!
It's playtime. And we mean that in all of its forms.
"The views and opinions expressed on this post are mine and do not necessarily represent or reflect those of The Walt Disney Company."
Come to Six Flags! We may only run one train on a coaster, but we've cleaned up the puke.
Six Flags: Keeping The Vengaboys' Legacy Alive...Especially at AstroWorld!
Things are looking up at both Disneyland and Magic Mountain. It's fun to bash Six Flags and all but MM has improved.
National Lampoon's Vacation.
Good times, good times...
^^^^^
Yeah, I doubt that even the Griswald's would take a family vacation to GangLand these days.
But if they did, I'm sure that Clark would trade that Magnum PI pistol in for an UZI.
And he'd be smart...
"Hey kids, we're on our way to Six Flags Wally World! Got your bullet proof vests and gas masks packed up???" "This trip we'll keep Aunt Edna with us and use her as a shield as we enjoy the park!"
wow, this thread is fun!! haha
they really should just give away free lifetime passes if you survive your first time in the park.
I'm imagineering a new signature for your future enjoyment!
LOL at this thread ...
I just saw the commercial and couldn't believe he said that! I had to run, grab the remote and rewind and play that again (and again and again). "I'm soooo glad the park isn't closing!" Classic. Gotta be my new signature.
I also liked this one: "We haven't been here in a while!"
But I don't like seeing this gentrification of the Mountain. I like it hoodtastic.
Rejected slogan: More Bang For Your Buck!
-- PMM
"Who among you is wise and understanding? Let him show by his good behavior his deeds in the gentleness of wisdom." -- James 3:13
They should re-do the park and really turn it into Wallyworld. How freakin' sweet would that be?!
Oh yeah, and I did a severewhen I saw the commercial. "We haven't been here in a while and it looks better than ever!" PUH-LEASE!!!
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