The Apple Hill Adventures of Alec (stitchon) and Melissa (MaleficentMel)

stitchon · 10-10-2009, 09:38 PM

Oh, hello there folks!

Be prepared... it's time for Stitchon (who shall henceforth be referred to as Alec) to trot out some tricks and post a photo trip report!

Basically, pick up a towel and coat your furniture in plastic, because your minds are about to be BLOWN.

Here's the gist: Me and MaleficentMel (who shall henceforth be referred to as Melissa) managed to con our parents into letting us meet up and have a day of fun at the relatively local family destination (read: tourist trap) known as Apple Hill, California. Truly a day for the history books, amirite? So me, Melissa, and my parents and siblings set off in search of adventure and attempted to stuff ourselves silly with as many apple-flavored sweetness-carriers as possible while beating the notorious long line of eager tourists to the catch.

Melissa and I (Alec) huddled up in front of Melissa's House

Oh... so innocent and sweet. I swear we didn't plan to match our jackets! 'Twas a coincidence! I promise!

And this is where it gets interesting. See... we had no intention of posting a trip report until we realized what a great photo opportunity that sucking on a fluorescent tube of artificially-flavored honey could be, as illustrated by these bits of evidence:

I think that's... lime flavored. Whatever it is, that color ain't natural.

Like a young James Dean, no? Oh.. and that's banana-flavored honey. Those three words may sound good on paper, but dear god resist the temptation.

So.. now we've decided we must have photographic evidence to prove how epic our day shall (and will) be. From random things that interest us, like these coincidental photos:

What's the coincidence, you ask? Well, we were both born in 1993. Melissa pointed it out and pleaded for a picture of herself with the tank.. feeling inadequate, I clamored to have the exact same sort of picture taken of me, down to mimicking Melissa's screwy hair. Note the doofy smile on my face.

So.. with smiles on our faces, we trounced onward through the Golden Delicious Gauntlet and headed to greener pastures.

Yup... I'd say those are certainly greener. Pastures... not so sure. I'll get back to you on that.

WHY THE FACE, you ask?

GASP! A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

That right there, my friends, is a white fudge-coated apple with Halloween sprinkles.

Now.. what would be the use of mentioning this morsel without gratuitous shots of us two devouring the thing like two ravenous monkeys?

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOOK THE WHOOOOOOLE BITE."

Question... how big of a bite do you think I took?

Better question... what exactly is that baby doing to its mother?

Handle with caution. This thing could have knocked out a hippo if thrown.

Now that's what I call progress!

obligatory OMNOMNOM caption. OMNOMNOM.

So.. what do you do after consuming a fudge-coated apple the size of a bodybuilder's fist?

Why.. eat lunch of course!

"I'm regretting this decision."

Why yes, that plastic bag DOES contain absolutely nothing!

Such a beautiful vista... if it weren't for the power lines.

Those power lines may have caused us an unnatural amount of depression, but if there's anything that can fix that, it's...

MODEL POSES!

FIERCE!

WORK IT BOY! WORK IT!

Whew... that certainly cleared our heads. What's a model to do with a sense of unwarranted self-importance?

Why.. go to the mall of course!

"This trip report is clearly out of control. I demand an end to it at once."

"My hood obscures the sadness I have for the people who go into the Coach store and never come out."

Thankfully, most people make it through the Coach store in one piece, just like you made it through this trip report. Amazing what willpower can do, huh?

In all seriousness, thanks for reading. We had a great time at the Hill and you can imagine that there will be similar trips in the future. If anything, we'll be back again when the Micechat 5th Anniversary comes around.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Rayangelo · 10-10-2009, 09:51 PM

YAY! That was awesome. I wish I could've been there, but it was sweet that you guys called me.

One of these days!

astrologic · 10-10-2009, 09:52 PM

applause applause!

Rayangelo · 10-10-2009, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astrologic

applause applause!

I read that as applesauce, applesauce! woo for bad puns!

PiG_GuRl · 10-10-2009, 09:56 PM

Oh look, pictures!

*dances around*
*kisses feet*

Ok Done.

jessicaluvsjonas · 10-10-2009, 10:10 PM

So cute!

MaleficentMel · 10-10-2009, 10:15 PM

I love it (:
That apple was AMAZING!

*penguinsoda* · 10-10-2009, 10:20 PM

What great fun! I'm glad you guys had a change to spend some time together just hanging out and having a good time! Man... that apple looks GOOD!!!!

BassBone · 10-10-2009, 11:34 PM

Looks like great fun!!!

amanda.collishaw · 10-10-2009, 11:47 PM

Looks like you two had a great time!

Disneylander36011 · 10-11-2009, 12:59 AM

looks like you had a spectacular time!! That apple looks delish, yumm.

Barbaraann · 10-11-2009, 05:32 AM

So much talent, all wrapped up, in one great trip report. Alec, I believe that is the first time ever, I saw your face. You should show it more often. You are a handsome young man. Both born in 1993. Then you are both the same age as my grandson.

MiceChat brings friends together. Both here, and in this case, there. It's a beautiful thing.

Fishbulb · 10-11-2009, 12:11 PM

This is awesome! More?

astrologic · 10-11-2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayangelo

I read that as applesauce, applesauce! woo for bad puns!

LOL! I love it.

And I agree with Barb, you are quite the stud Alec! And of course our Melly is gorgeous as ever.

stitchon · 10-11-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fishbulb

This is awesome! More?

Sadly, we're out of pictures.

But it was an awesome time, and I'm glad that everyone seems to be enjoying the report. Thanks for the compliments on the report, everyone!

10-10-2009, 09:38 PM	#1
stitchon Too Soon, FOX. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Getting his lawn chair ready for December 21st, 2012. Bring it on, baby. Posts: 7,180	The Apple Hill Adventures of Alec (stitchon) and Melissa (MaleficentMel) Oh, hello there folks! Be prepared... it's time for Stitchon (who shall henceforth be referred to as Alec) to trot out some tricks and post a photo trip report! Basically, pick up a towel and coat your furniture in plastic, because your minds are about to be BLOWN. Here's the gist: Me and MaleficentMel (who shall henceforth be referred to as Melissa) managed to con our parents into letting us meet up and have a day of fun at the relatively local family destination (read: tourist trap) known as Apple Hill, California. Truly a day for the history books, amirite? So me, Melissa, and my parents and siblings set off in search of adventure and attempted to stuff ourselves silly with as many apple-flavored sweetness-carriers as possible while beating the notorious long line of eager tourists to the catch. Melissa and I (Alec) huddled up in front of Melissa's House Oh... so innocent and sweet. I swear we didn't plan to match our jackets! 'Twas a coincidence! I promise! And this is where it gets interesting. See... we had no intention of posting a trip report until we realized what a great photo opportunity that sucking on a fluorescent tube of artificially-flavored honey could be, as illustrated by these bits of evidence: *I think that's... lime flavored. Whatever it is, that color ain't natural.* Like a young James Dean, no? Oh.. and that's banana-flavored honey. Those three words may sound good on paper, but dear god resist the temptation. So.. now we've decided we must have photographic evidence to prove how epic our day shall (and will) be. From random things that interest us, like these coincidental photos: What's the coincidence, you ask? Well, we were both born in 1993. Melissa pointed it out and pleaded for a picture of herself with the tank.. feeling inadequate, I clamored to have the exact same sort of picture taken of me, down to mimicking Melissa's screwy hair. Note the doofy smile on my face. So.. with smiles on our faces, we trounced onward through the Golden Delicious Gauntlet and headed to greener pastures. *Yup... I'd say those are certainly greener. Pastures... not so sure. I'll get back to you on that.* WHY THE FACE, you ask? GASP! A CHALLENGER APPEARS! That right there, my friends, is a white fudge-coated apple with Halloween sprinkles. Now.. what would be the use of mentioning this morsel without gratuitous shots of us two devouring the thing like two ravenous monkeys? "I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOOK THE WHOOOOOOLE BITE." Question... how big of a bite do you think I took? Better question... what exactly is that baby doing to its mother? Handle with caution. This thing could have knocked out a hippo if thrown. Now that's what I call progress! obligatory OMNOMNOM caption. OMNOMNOM. So.. what do you do after consuming a fudge-coated apple the size of a bodybuilder's fist? Why.. eat lunch of course! "I'm regretting this decision." Why yes, that plastic bag DOES contain absolutely nothing! Such a beautiful vista... if it weren't for the power lines. Those power lines may have caused us an unnatural amount of depression, but if there's anything that can fix that, it's... MODEL POSES! FIERCE! WORK IT BOY! WORK IT! Whew... that certainly cleared our heads. What's a model to do with a sense of unwarranted self-importance? Why.. go to the mall of course! *"This trip report is clearly out of control. I demand an end to it at once."* "My hood obscures the sadness I have for the people who go into the Coach store and never come out." Thankfully, most people make it through the Coach store in one piece, just like you made it through this trip report. Amazing what willpower can do, huh? In all seriousness, thanks for reading. We had a great time at the Hill and you can imagine that there will be similar trips in the future. If anything, we'll be back again when the Micechat 5th Anniversary comes around. Be afraid. Be very afraid. __________________ Take my drama with a grain of salt, yo. Last edited by stitchon; 10-10-2009 at 09:43 PM.

10-10-2009, 09:51 PM	#2
Rayangelo Circle of Ancients Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,230	Re: The Apple Hill Adventures of Alec (stitchon) and Melissa (MaleficentMel) YAY! That was awesome. I wish I could've been there, but it was sweet that you guys called me. One of these days!

10-10-2009, 09:52 PM	#3
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10-10-2009, 10:10 PM	#6
jessicaluvsjonas say hello to goodbye Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Learning to fall Posts: 236	Re: The Apple Hill Adventures of Alec (stitchon) and Melissa (MaleficentMel) So cute! __________________ Oct. 22nd, 1981- Nov. 24th, 2007 ♥ ♥♥ ♥

10-10-2009, 10:15 PM	#7
MaleficentMel Keep Moving Forward (: Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Orangevale, CA Posts: 4,681	Re: The Apple Hill Adventures of Alec (stitchon) and Melissa (MaleficentMel) I love it (: That apple was AMAZING! __________________ “Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things… and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” –Walt Disney

10-10-2009, 10:20 PM	#8
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10-10-2009, 11:34 PM	#9
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10-10-2009, 11:47 PM	#10
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10-11-2009, 12:59 AM	#11
Disneylander36011 going down the bayou! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,672	Re: The Apple Hill Adventures of Alec (stitchon) and Melissa (MaleficentMel) looks like you had a spectacular time!! That apple looks delish, yumm. __________________ - Michelle - In winter fire is beautiful... beautiful like a song... ╰⊰⊹✿ ✿⊹⊱╮ () () (. .) ( , , ) .:MichelleCutie on VMK:. The Random Lady in Waiting Alice In Wonderland By: Neil Sedaka Alice, pretty little Alice, pretty little Alice in Wonderland. Alice in wonderland, won't you take me by the hand, and lead me to your wonderland of love. I took one look at you, and that was all I had to do, Alice, you're the girl I'm dreamin of. Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, you have made my life a fantasy. You don't know what you're doing to me, my heart goes pitter patter ‘cause I'm mad as a hatter for Alice, my little girl, there is no other in this whole wide world, take me by the hand, tell me you understand, Alice, Alice in wonderland Oh Alice, pretty little Alice, pretty little Alice in wonderland.

10-11-2009, 05:32 AM	#12
Barbaraann RandomLadyOfFunAndGames Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 35,637	Re: The Apple Hill Adventures of Alec (stitchon) and Melissa (MaleficentMel) So much talent, all wrapped up, in one great trip report. Alec, I believe that is the first time ever, I saw your face. You should show it more often. You are a handsome young man. Both born in 1993. Then you are both the same age as my grandson. MiceChat brings friends together. Both here, and in this case, there. It's a beautiful thing.

10-11-2009, 12:11 PM	#13
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