
Originally Posted by
dth316
I find this "can't do everything" and "the park is too crowded" talk just silly. I've been going every year since 2007 and have done every single maze AND ride in the park each time. For one, you want to show up early. Not, "well it starts at 7 and I got there at 7:30." No, I mean, "it starts at 7 so I was waiting outside at 6:30."
That first hour is the most crucial time. Losing 30 minutes of it is detrimental. Personally, I head to the lower lot first. In 2010, I did the T2 venue first and THEN went to the lower lot but I didn't do that last year since I went opening night and on opening nights, T2 venue is closed until 8 due to the Eyegore Awards. ANYWAY, run to either the T2 venue, WWW venue or the Shrek venue first. After you're done with one of those, head to the lower lot.
The entire lower lot will have 0 - 15 minute waits for the entire first hour. Meaning you can get done Silent Hill, Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Transformers, Jurassic Park & The Mummy all done by the time it's 8. That's 2 mazes and all the rides but one (other being Simpsons, which I recommend you avoid since it takes FOREVER no matter the wait).
After that, I recommend hitting the Terror Tram. Lines should still be fairly low for it and they never get long to begin with because it's a capacity eater. By this time, it'll be about 8:45 - 9. Lines will have now started to get longer. Do the two mazes you didn't do earlier in the night on the upper lot. Let's pretend you did Alice Cooper (T2 venue) and now all that's left is La Llorona (Shrek) and The Walking Dead (WWW). Choose whichever has a longer line first. The one with the shorter line will either hover around that time all night or get shorter. It usually doesn't get longer and if it does, not by a large margin. So get the longer one out of the way, let's just say it's La Llorona and let's just say it's a 70 minute wait. By the time you're done, it'll be 10:20 at the latest. Let's say TWD is an hour wait. When you're done with that, also counting going through the maze time, it'll be 11:30. You now have 2 and a half hours left to do whatever you want but let's just say you're hungry, so - eat for thirty minutes. Basically wait until Universal Monster Remix (the HoH) has a line no longer than 15 minutes. By 12, that should be the case. Run through. After that, all that's left is Bill and Ted. They usually have very late showings, sometimes even after the park is closed, so feel free to do any between 12:30 - 2:05 AM because now you're done. If doing The Simpsons is your thing, feel free to do that too.
I always get scared that I won't have enough time for everything but by following this plan, it always works out and my friends all thank me for getting them through it all since they never could before in years prior. It takes some rushing, some hussling and making sure nobody does a 20 minute gift shop merchandise spree but it's worth it. You're there for the mazes and for the scares, so make sure everyone knows that's priority.
In fact, if you have any spontaneous shoppers in your group, take them to the gift shop just outside the entrance of USH before the event starts -- ANOTHER benefit of arriving early. They have everything in here that they have inside the park. Another perk? You don't have to carry around that stuff with you all night. Since you're there EARLY and still outside the park (since there's no re-entry), someone could go back to the car and drop it off so you're hands free for the rest of the night.
And I know this is obvious so I'll just say it last: Sundays, Thursdays and Halloween are the least crowded nights. However, if attending one of those nights, I still recommend going by my plan. I went twice last year: once on the crowded opening Friday night and the second time on an empty(ish) Thursday. Opening night, I had about 40 minutes to spare at the end of the night and spent it waiting for seats for the last Bill and Ted show. On that Thursday, I had two hours to spare and just lazied about, eating snacks, did a repeat and THEN waited for seats for the show.
Get there early and do the lower lot first. There should be no excuse!
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