We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a message from SWEET LICKS THE CLOWN.
"Hurry...hurry...hurry! Today and today only, get your free ice cream with every ticket to Sweet Licks Family Fun Center and Ice Cream Emporium! That's right boys and girls...FREE ICE CREAM...Delicious and nutritious, ALL NATURAL..HIGH PROTIEN...get some yummies for your tummies. Turn that frown upside down with tasty treat! Sweet Licks Frozen Clown Pops! It's all FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Hurry down to Sweet Licks Family Fun Center & Ice Cream Emporium! Just step inside and the fun begins! Get yours before they're all gone!"
Hard times have fallen on Sweet Licks the Clown, the proprietor of "Sweet Licks Family Fun Center and Ice Cream Emporium." The country's obsession with low calorie diet fads have crippled the formerly successful ice cream factory/roadside attraction. Sweet Lick's failing company is down to just 2 employees, his mentally challenged son Bubba and his psychologically damaged daughter Cutty. With Sweet Lick's company teetering on the verge of bankruptcy, something drastic must be done to save the family business! But you can never keep a clown down for long and Sweet Licks has come up with an ingenious plan to pump some life into his slumping sales.
The solution...a fabulous publicity stunt that will generate renewed interest in his moribund company. FREE ICE CREAM!!!! For one day only, Sweet Licks is offering free tickets to his amusement center and free ice cream for all! What the unsuspecting public don't know is Sweet Lick's publicity stunt is really a murderous plot...a plot to create a new brand of "All Natural High Protein" ice cream using people as the key ingredient! But who will serve Sweet Lick's ice cream? The United States is experiencing a "clown crisis" with trade membership at an all time low! But Sweet Licks has a plan for this too..create a new clown work force by stitching together the discarded body parts of his human victims! With hordes of hungry guests already lining up, the irresistible temptation of free ice cream has proved to be the perfect trap!
I SCREAM...YOU SCREAM...WE ALL SCREAM FOR...ICE CREAM!