I'm going to get right to it: How about Disney tears out the Jungle Cruise? Just replace it with something completely awesome and different. I don't know what, because I'm no Imagineer. But here are my reasons:
1. It's obsolete. Most of the things to see on the Jungle Cruise can actually be seen over at Animal Kingdom.
2. It's stale. Every time i visit Disneyland I make it a point to go on the Jungle Cruise, because they've updated theirs and they have really good skippers. Every time I ride the Magic Kingdom's version, I feel very unsatisfied. When was the last time it was updated? Can someone please write some new jokes and teach the skippers how to deliver?
3. Lack of nostalgia. It's not the original Jungle Cruise. It's obsolete (see #1). And it seems like I'm usually walking right on to it. I doubt many tourists would miss it with Animal Kingdom around the corner.
So that's my thoughts. I could really do without the Jungle Cruise. Now cue someone to start talking about how current management stinks and lacks the ability to replace it with a top-notch attraction