Yes, it's that time of year again. Time for holiday parties. Overeating. Overdrinking. Family arguments that end with drumsticks being tossed across tables as obscenities fly by. Kids sitting on the laps of molesters dressed as Santa.
In other words, as crooner Johhny Mathis would say, IT's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.
In honor of that, I have come up with the KIDs! campaign.
What is that? So glad you asked.
It's the Knock It Down, stupid! campaign to rid the Disney-??? Studios of the infamous Big *** Hat that has ruined the whole look of the park and blocked the magnificent Chinese theater.
How can you help? Anybody got a blow torch and a pickup? Nah, just kidding. But I think some buttons might help. How about tees, showing the hat on its side?
Perhaps, a sit in at Team Disney Orlando. ... I can hear it now: Mr. Weiss, TEAR DOWN THAT HAT!!!!
I dunno. I'm up for suggestions ... but we must help the KIDs. It's our responsibility for future Disney dweeb generations. That hat needs to be put on ebay (in pieces, naturally).
So any ideas on how we help the KIDs?