ORDDU: According to our sources, Rapunzel will be joining Aurora, Snow White and Tiana at the new princess meet and greet that will be overtaking Snow White's Scary Adventures. But we had also heard--many moons ago--that there had once been an idea to build a new structure for a princess meet and greet where the former Fantasyland skyway tower had once been.
ORGOCH: 'Course that was befer they decided ta go an' build an out house there instead!
ORDDU: Restrooms, dear, they're building modern, indoor facilities--not out houses.
ORGOCH: Well, ta me they's still just glorified outhouses!
ORDDU: Anyway, it would be nice if they also built a tower in Rapunzel's honor and added it to the new Fantasyland expansion. Can you imagine all the fun certain men would have while climing up Rapunzel's hair--hoping to receive a kiss from her if they were fortunate enough to climb all the way to the top of the tower???
ORGOCH: That ol' Skin Flint Ryder might have somethin' ta say 'bout that!