ORWEN: Okay, ducklings, I know this happens all the time in the regular 'work-a-day' world out there--where people call in sick when they're not feeling well--or maybe they just want to go shopping instead of to work--or maybe they can't stand a certain co-worker so they decide to stay home--
ORGOCH: --git ta the point, sister, I got FROGS ta ketch!
ORWEN: The point is that, lately, us Cauldron girls have been noticing that certain princesses have been calling in sleepy--we guess--because they haven't always been around to participate in CINDERELLABRATION. A couple of weeks ago, Snow White was missing from a day's performance and--let me tell you--it sure stood out! We were all wondering if she might have gone and eaten another poisoned apple or something.
ORGOCH: Snow Ball was always 'flakin' out, don'tcha know? That's why we calls her Snow Ball--'n the 7 Flakes!
ORWEN: Then, yesterday, it was Princess Aurora who was unavailable for a waltz on stage! What did SHE do--stick her finger on another spinning wheel? (I would have used a different word than stick--but they don't allow that here on MiceAge.)
ORGOCH: More 'n likely ol' Snoozin Floozie was away sleepin' it off somewheres--from a hangover!! Them prissy gals ain't above takin' a snort ev'ry now 'n then--TRUST me!!!
ORWEN: But it's just so GLARING whenever a princess isn't there for the royal coronation!!
ORGOCH: Well, Good Lord!! That whole dang chlorination thing ain't worth the sand it takes ta pound inta a rat hole!! No wonder they wants ta skip out on it ev'ry now 'n then!! Heck! If'n it was me, I'd do more 'n just call in 'sleepy'! I'd a just quit doin' the thing a long time ago--an' not even wait 'round fer the pink 'n blue slip ta be handed out!!