ORGOCH: Okay, ducklin's, listen up! Ya all knows I ain't the type ta complain much. But after goin' ta the Tragic Kingdom earlier taday--Friday--I just gotta say I'm mad as a wet hen! It was hotter 'n HADES taday. Me an' my two looney sisters went ta do some frog huntin' at the park--
ORDDU: Speak for yourself, dear. Orwen and I aren't into frogs like you are. I was there to stalk--I mean find--Flynn Ryder--
ORGOCH: Stop interruptin' me er I can make it so somebody's house falls on ya! Anyways, there the 3 of us was--walkin' up ta the front porch of Expose Yerself Hall--when we was all shocked inta next week 'cause there weren't no rockin' chairs fer us ta sit in!! I mean, we couldn't believe it!! Where'd they go?
ORDDU: When a male cast member came strolling by, we inquired about the missing rocking chairs and he politely replied, "Oh, yes! The rocking chairs! They had to be removed. Someone got hurt by one of them."
ORWEN: As soon as she heard this, a certain nasty old biddy had to be held back by Orddu and me because she looked like she was about to hex the messenger!
ORDDU: I did express our displeasure over this explanation by pointing out that if Disney management removed everything from the parks that was a potential hazard they'd have to close down all the parks. He seemed to agree but would only say there was nothing he could do to bring the rocking chairs back.
ORGOCH: So, what I wanna' know is who I gotta HEX fer takin' away one a the best rides they had in the whole dang park?!?! I cain't even tell ya's how many times the 3 of us used ta sit there rockin' away on the front porch a that place--givin' out free advice ta strangers, tryin' ta keep one dumb sister from openin' her big, fat mouth too much, whilst hopin' the other one didn't git carted off by some insecurity guard fer flirtin' too much with married men. The point IS I really needs ta know who ta git revenge on fer this! Any a ya happen ta know????