Hold on, hold on, put your torches down! Hear me out! What exactly was the theme that WDI was going for in this land? I believe it was supposed to be a cheap, kitschy, roadside tourist trap. And what did we get? A cheap, kitschy, roadside tourist trap! It is so well themed that many of us hate it, demand it be torn down, and killed with fire, just like any of these crappy roadside carnivals. We question our safety and ask "Why is this even in a Disney park?" So bravo, WDI! You nailed it! You nailed it real hard! And it makes me sad.