Re: Unauthorized characters removed from the Magic Kingdom daily
Originally Posted by MickeyM
Ahh, The Onion. Great for a laugh every now and again. Thanks for giving me one, jcruise86!
You're welcome! My favorite lines were:
"'There was this squirrel over by Splash Mountain who said he was one of the Scurry Brothers and asked if we’d been on his ride called the Admiral Acorn Adventure,' said father of two Troy Milizia from Auburn, NY. 'When we said we hadn’t, he brought out a mountain bike with a little wagon chained behind it and asked us to hop in. He told us it was just like the scene from his movie where he travels down the mountain pass in search of acorns.'
“The kids loved it, but I had no idea what he was talking about,' Milizia continued. 'Once he stopped pedaling and asked us if we wanted to go again, I just grabbed my girls and got out of there.'"
I'm proud to have lived in Madison where and when The Onion was born.