Very amusing article posted online at Salon:

I am not a Disney princess

Every little girl dreams of becoming a princess. Recently, I tried to make it come true

By Ej Dickson

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The author daintily nibbles on a turkey leg

When I was little, I had three dreams: to become the first female shortstop in Major League Baseball, to marry former Yankees first baseman Tino Martinez and to play a princess at Walt Disney World. My lack of hand-eye coordination and Martinezís wife and children put the first two ambitions out of reach, but the third stayed with me.