So they don't do an old-fashioned shave at the Harmony Barber Shop? I don't see it on their menu. 'Cause that would be kind of cool -- hot towel, nice lather, close shave... and a song? What a fun way to kick off the day in the Magic Kingdom. As it is, there isn't much there for us "follically challenged" gents.
(And I'll be there on my birthday next month. The only other time I was at WDW -- many many years ago -- was on my birthday. That time we started the day off with breakfast in the castle. Which let out early into an empty park. Which led to seeing Pooh and Eeyore standing around. Which led to Pooh escorting my wife to his special ride, and Eeyore climbing on board with my daughters, and then us all just hanging out in an empty park for a while with the Hundred Acres gang. Which was really cool! But I digress... I was really hoping for a turn-of-the-century Barber Shop shave. Oh well...)