ORDDU: So, what does a coven of witches do when they want to escape the Land of Prydain for a day? Why, fly off to a Disney theme park, of course!!
ORGOCH: Taday we went flyin' off ta Animal Cracker Kingdom--all 3 of us!
ORWEN: Unfortunately, we saw something along the way that kind of saddened us.
ORDDU: What we saw was the back side of Expedition Everest--and let us tell YOU, ducklings, as breathtakingly beautiful as that mountain is, it's quite a let down when you see it from certain angles--which reveal that it's only half there!
ORGOCH: Sure 'nuff!! Why, any witch with half a broom can plainly see they went 'n built the thing on the cheap by not buildin' a whole mountain!
ORWEN: Even from the parking lot, guests can see the show building--which completely destroys the illusion of the whole thing. Now, why did they do that?
ORGOCH: 'Cause they's CHEAP--that's what they is!!
ORDDU: A cast member told us that there have been a number of inquiries about this very thing. He went on to say that Expedition Everest was rushed into being and that this is why we only have half a mountain.
ORWEN: At least the Matterhorn at Disneyland is a complete mountain. Let's hope that Expedition Everest is finally completed--or at least that they do something to camoflage the unsightly show building that shouldn't be showing at all!
ORDDU: Otherwise, Expedition Everest is quite a nice addition to Animal Kingdom. We just wish those in charge had considered that a whole mountain is more attractive to the eye than a half-baked one.