ORDDU: Well, I must say!! When a witch goes to a Disney theme park, ducklings, she never knows just what she'll see!! Case in point, this past Saturday--on Memorial Day Weekend--my sisters and I went to Disney M-G-M Studios and dropped in to watch yet another showing of BEAUTY & THE BEAST.
ORWEN: Everything was going along just fine--until Belle lost her HAIR of all things--toward the end of her performance on stage!!!
ORGOCH: Serves her right fer bein' a phony an' wearin' a wig in the first place! What's wrong with her OWN dang hair?
ORWEN: Well, I felt sorry for the girl, myself. There she was--dancing with the Prince--right after he'd left his beastly self behind. Then--during one quick turn--Belle's lovely locks went soaring through the air, only to fall flat on the stage.
ORDDU: Fortunately, one of the male dancers came up behind her and quickly snatched up the wig--before wrapping both Belle and her prince up in that table cloth they always wrap them in, and then rushing the couple up the stairs and off stage--where they become quick change artists into their royal garb.
ORWEN: The audience was well-aware of what was going on, of course, and laughed uproariously at poor Belle's predicament. Since she was wearing a hooded cape, at the time, she quickly lifted it to cover--not only her baldness--but her entire FACE!!
ORDDU: And when she finanally came back on stage--in her gold gown--one could tell she was fighting embarassment. The poor dear.
ORGOCH: Next time she oughtta use SUPER glue ta keep her hair in place! That, er start usin' her OWN dang do fer a change!!
ORWEN: (sigh) I guess even fairy tale personalities have their embarrassing moments.
ORDDU: I wonder if anyone was filming what happened so that it will eventually end up on AMERICA's FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS???????