ORWEN: Hello to all you dear little ducklings out there! It's been a wonderful Mamorial Day weekend--so far. (I managed to get a mamogram squeezed in before joining the rest of the coven at the Magic Kingdom on Sunday, May 26th.) The only problem came at around 3 o'clock in the afternoon when I felt like having a sweet, low-cal dessert for myself from the Main Street Bakery. Since I'm on a diet I have to watch what I eat--
ORWEN: Was I talking to you? Anyway, when I went to visit the Main Street Bakery, it was closed up tight and there was a cast member out front saying something about a 'seasonal close' being in place! But here it was a busy Mamorial Day weekend!!
ORGOCH: See what comes from eatin' too many sweets? Ya git twinkies fer brains!
ORDDU: I'm sure that what Orwen meant to say was Memorial Day. In any case, the Main Street Bakery was, indeed, closed down for what appeared to be a very crowded holiday at the Kingdom. Orwen proceeded to question other cast members on Main Street and learned that there was another theory for the early afternoon close of the Bakery that day. Some were saying that there is a shortage of cast members, which have been making it difficult to properly staff the shops.
ORWEN: It all sounds like Disney World is having the same problem with cast member shortages as Disneyland's been having. Does anybody else know what's really going on?
ORGOCH: Whatever it is, yer gonna' be the last ta know--confusin' Memorial Day with somethin' like gittin' yerself a dang mamogram!! Sheesh!!