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WDW Compendium (continued)
The Wizarding World expansion of IOA is starting to show vertical
construction. Several months back I'd noticed a pad of land cleared just north
of Dueling Dragons and assumed this to be Hogwart's, but someone emailed me this
was Project Strongarm (aka, the Kuka robotic arm technology to be used to bring
the "flying car" to reality). But that pad is now built up with a concrete
skeleton several stories high. It looked to me like what Hogwart's should look
like, yet Russ from OrlandoRocks told me this is to be the boutique shopping
center they are building to connect with some condos on property. I'm not sure
what Universal is thinking by building this.
Just where is Hogwart's supposed to go? Is the queue building for Dueling
Dragons, already a castle, going to be re-themed? That would make sense if the
dragon ride becomes a dragon-chasing-broomstick ride. Dueling Dragons is
supposed to be re-themed anyway. Will they just attach a Harry Potter on a
broomstick in front of each ride vehicle, so it looks like us dragons are
chasing the boy on the broomstick around Hogwart's?

I suppose Hogwart's could be the vertical construction now underway behind
the Flying Unicorn child coaster. There's a steel skeleton for a building there.

But it has the shape of a warehouse building, with tilted roof, which implies
it won't be the castle. Will this maybe be the home of Project Strongarm? If so,
where is Hogwart's?
It seems certain that Poseidon and Mythos will stay there, but lines are
still being drawn to determine when the Lost Continent area will end and the
Wizarding World will begin. As long as they get rid of that awful stunt show for
Sinbad, I'll be happy.
There have been whispers recently about the possibility of Wizarding World
downplaying any rides, and focusing only on "about being there" in that
universe. That could be ominous. Will be it be amazingly interesting to "be
there" in the Potter universe, or is that just an excuse to save money by not
building rides? As always, everything depends on the execution and the level of
detail.
Universal's VIP Tour
On Saturday, I experienced the VIP Tour at Universal Studios, a guided
experience that visits both parks on the same day and offers true backdoor
access to the E-Ticket rides, so you get on all of them in a very short amount
of time. The tour was originally created for celebrities, but now is open to
anyone.
Our guide Kendra was hugely knowledgeable, much more so than the typical
Disney Guest Relations host for similar tours. That's a credit to her and to the
training at Universal. She told stories, shared secrets, and fed tidbits of
information to our party at a nonstop rate. This is a first-rate experience,
which surprised me since Universal has disappointed me so much lately. You get
an immense amount of history (but only if you want it, which we did), you get a
REAL "front of the line" pass. We were escorted backstage to see the Spider-Man
vehicle bay, we visited the parade float storage between parks, we dropped into
the production offices, and we stepped inside a real soundstage between the
parks to get a lot of inside scoop. The tour includes free valet parking (a
value of $11+) and free water and granola bars when you begin.

Pricing varies. The basic tour is $125 (or $100 if you stick with just one
park) and lasts seven hours, with an hour off for lunch on your own. However,
admission is NOT included. Factoring in admission, you'll pay $205 per adult
(over 9 years old) to see both parks in a single day. Steep? Yes, but consider
what you get for it. That price includes valet parking, all the rides with
essentially zero wait, and you get the backstory and history of things that
really does offer value. A private tour is available too, customized to your
party size and length requirements (you can also add the Meal Deal if needed).
It's a much better deal than comparable Disney tours, which don't come
anywhere close to letting you on ALL the major rides. The question of value
depends on your goals. Do you only have one day to spend at Universal but don't
want to choose parks? A parkhopper won't help, since the lines are usually 30-60
minutes, and you won't come close to doing everything. Frankly, the VIP tour
might be worth the extra expense. I'm a tightwad, so it surprised even me to
reach this conclusion, but in this case, spending more does make sense if you
want to see it all in just one day. If you have two days, I'd spend a bit less
and pay for the Express pass on the two days, but for a single day, the VIP tour
might be the right ticket.
Disaster, Take II
On the VIP tour, I had a chance to see Disaster again, so I felt it might be
interesting to see if my thoughts had changed. The baby swap policy hasn't
changed (I asked), so my annoyance at that still stands. The fake storyline
("I'm casting all of you for the finale!") hasn't changed, either, and on second
viewing, it's just as painful. I think I actually winced physically. It's
involuntary.
But while the bad stuff was still bad, the good stuff was still good. The
celluloid illusion of Christopher Walken on the set, by virtue of multiple
instances of the Pepper's Ghost effect occurring simultaneously, was still
impressive. If anything, more impressive than my first viewing.

And the wrap-up movie at the end of the ride is still funny, and in fact
funnier, than the first time I saw it. The Rock just hits all the right
sarcastic notes to poke fun at action movies, and the audience interaction bits
get funnier each time I see them.
On the whole, I have softened my take a slight bit. I still think the fake
storyline is a major derailment and a horrible excuse for a plot, and it will
still limit how often I got to see this. But just maybe I won't automatically
pass this by, especially if the line is short.
Universal's meal deal revisited
More than a year ago, I tried the Meal Deal for myself, and found the
experience wanting. Since I revisited Disaster, I thought I'd revisit the Meal
Deal. Is it worthwhile?
The answer, by and large, still depends on how large an appetite you have.
For $20, you get unlimited food (but not drinks!) at one theme park. Pay $24,
and it could be in both parks. You can only use your pass at four restaurants
per park, and it goes without saying we're talking about fast food. Still, each
park has at least one location with some variation (Chinese, fish and chips,
rotisserie chicken, etc), so it's not all pizza, hamburgers, and pasta.
What's the experience like? Often, there are long lines at these eateries,
especially when compared to the non-plan restaurants. Equally obvious is the
fact that the food at the plan restaurants is more bland. What's the incentive
to offer great food if it's pre-purchased?
It all boils down to price for me. If you feel like you can eat three times
or more in one day, at a cost of $8/plate, then you'll "save" money by buying
the plan. If you eat just twice, you won't. It's as simple as that. Of course,
it's a different question whether you really want three lackluster burgers per
day! Trying to cheat the system with a buddy is dishonest, and ill-advised (they
advertise that they will charge you if they catch you).
You can add $5 to use the pass in the evening at CityWalk (specifically, just
at Pastamore, the Latin Quarter, Bob Marley, or Pat O'Brien's). Not having eaten
at those places, I can't say whether this is worthwhile. My heart says yes,
particularly for Bob Marley or the Latin Quarter, but I don't have direct
experience to call upon.
Orlando Fun Tickets
Two of the above events, the Pirates Dinner Adventure and the VIP Tour of
Universal, were arranged for me (and some other webmasters) by Orlando Fun
Tickets (OFT), so I need to express a note of gratitude.
OFT is a MiceAge/MiceChat advertiser and also recently started occasionally
"sponsoring" my column, though this happened without my knowledge and does not
impact my impartiality, since their ads help defray website operating expenses
and do not put a dime into my pocket.
Readers should be assured that I can see the inherent conflict of interest in
both of the items above, and I'm aware that my credibility is at stake here.
This is why I'm promising you a write-up of OFT as a Disney-related business
with the same frankness and honesty that I employ when I approach everything in
this space.
Let's start with assumptions. I don't know about you, but I tend to associate
ticket sellers in the Orlando area with bait-and-switch operations, and I
approach them with a great deal of suspicion. The vast majority of ticket
sellers and resellers ("We buy unused tickets!") are shady operators. These guys
hang out in 7-11s and IHOPs, and can offer steeply discounted tickets because
their line of business isn't ticket sales at all; they are out to sell you
condos and timeshares, and they require you to sit through a pressure-cooker
presentation before you can get your very cheap tickets. Disney isn't giving
them a deal on tickets; they are buying the tickets themselves and giving them
to you at a loss, which they make up courtesy of those high-margin timeshare
sales.
There are so many of these annoying operators in the streets right around
Disney, in fact, that I have tuned them out completely and I have mentally
painted all ticket sellers with the same brush. Only Disney itself (and perhaps
AAA) seemed reputable. So when Orlando Fun Tickets invited me to visit their
main office (not in an IHOP, natch), I came with a healthy dollop of skepticism.
How exactly are they different?
For starters, they don't sell timeshares, condos, or any other property, not
do they seem to accept advertising from them. This is just a ticket-based
company. It is, in other words, a legitimate business which does exactly what it
claims to do. It sells tickets. If you had asked me if there was such a thing as
discounted Disney tickets, I would have said the answer is no. Disney doesn't
discount because it doesn't need to discount, which is by and large true. But
OFT tickets, it turns out, does offer discounted Disney tickets. They sell in
such bulk that Disney does grant them a small discount, most of which is passed
on to the OFT customers.
The discount is quite small for single day tickets, but rather substantial
for the longest, most expensive tickets. If you're buying four tickets for your
whole family, these are savings that will add up pretty quickly. Here are a few
selections to help you compare:
|
Adult Ticket Type |
Discount per ticket
from Disney's Rack Rate |
| 3 day (base) |
$0.23 |
| 3 day
(parkhopper) |
$1.12 |
| 3 day (parkhopper and
water parks) |
$16.83 |
| 7 day
(base) |
$4.96 |
| 7 day (parkhopper) |
$9.92 |
| 7 day
(parkhopper and water parks) |
$14.88 |
| 10 day (base) |
$5.10 |
| 10 day
(parkhopper) |
$6.63 |
| 10 day (parkhopper and
water parks) |
$10.20 |
Since the amount of discount over rack rate is not linear, but rather bounces
up and down, you'll want to head to their website and do the math yourself for
your own desired tickets.
The tickets sold by OFT are real Disney tickets, not vouchers, and will work
right at the gate. They are even printed on the same cardstock.

The OFT office was large, clean, and a bit Spartan in a pleasing way. We got
to see their back of house operations, which impressed me with their scope.
There was a large call center, several more offices than I'd expected, and even
two in-house programmers. Their phone system alone was massively expensive. All
this led to an inescapable conclusion: this was not a fly-by-night operation.
I'm not sure why, but this inspires more confidence in me that purchasing
tickets from them would be safe.
I was also happy to learn that most of their staff comes from the theme
parks. The managers had management experience with Disney, and the customer
service reps came from Busch, Universal, and Disney too. That gives them a big
knowledge base to work from, another thing to inspire confidence.
In the context of interviewing their staff, I became aware that OFT has only
one serious competitor, another apparently honest operator who sells tickets
without timeshares. In recent weeks, this operator has lowered its rates to
compete with OFT. Until then, they had kept a wider spread of the discount from
Disney. I view this development with hearty cheer, as this is yet another
example of the customer winning when competition develops. Is the other company
as reputable as OFT? I can't say, without direct knowledge of their operations
and philosophy. Certainly OFT would be hard to beat on customer service and
corporate vision.
OFT sells much more than just Disney tickets. Name an attraction in the
Orlando area, and they'll sell you tickets for it, with varying amounts of
discount off the rack rate. They will soon be expanding dramatically in Las
Vegas, where they already own the domain name of bestofvegas.com, and they plan
to sell tickets to shows, hotels, tours, clubs, and even dining reservations.
Much of their business, though, comes from Disney tickets. OFT is one of the
only companies out there (AAA is another one) that Disney allows to use the
Infinity ticket system, which prints real tickets good right at the turnstiles.
Speaking of AAA, let's pause for a moment to compare them. Because their volume
is so large and their reach so national, AAA may actually beat OFT's ticket
prices by a slight margin.
It must also be said that OFT is not the cheapest when it comes to delivery.
You can have your tickets delivered to your hotel in Orlando (they have a
dedicated person for this), but it costs $12 per party for this service. To have
your tickets mailed to you before your vacation costs $10 per party (their main
competitor may offer free shipping, but uses unsecured United States Postal
Service).
The cost of these services puts a serious dent in the savings offered by OFT,
but there's a way around it: in person pick up of tickets at their office is
free. Their office is located not too far from Crossroads, a shopping center
near Downtown Disney at one time owned by the Disney company. Specifically, it's
up SR-535 one additional shopping center, where the Hooter's and Kobe Steak
House are located. You can see the Hooter's from Interstate-4. It's a full mile
from DtD, though, so only the intrepid should consider walking there.

OrlandoFunTickets.com
To conclude, then, let's consider the bottom line question. Is it worth it to
use OFT for your tickets? If you already belong to AAA and Disney is your only
destination, the answer is probably no. I'm not sure if I would join AAA just
for their discount, though, since the membership fee would probably neuter the
financial advantage.
The answer is a bit murkier if you don't have AAA, and you are visiting just
Disney World without a car. Since you can't reach the OFT office easily, you'll
want to pay to have it delivered. Is it worth the $10 or $12 fee to save money
on the tickets? That depends on what kind of tickets you are purchasing, and for
how many people (see the chart above to do the math). But even if the brute
force calculation shows you are "breaking even" by using OFT, it's probably
worthwhile to use their service. This way, you arrive at the parks with your
tickets already in hand, and can skip the lines.
Things start to clear up if you do have a rental car in Orlando. There's no
question in that event that using OFT makes sense. Disney gives you no discount,
so taking the OFT discount is a no-brainer.
Likewise, if your vacation plans include other destinations beyond Disney,
using OFT makes a lot of sense. You can line up your tickets before you even
leave for vacation, saving you valuable time and even stretching out your
expenditures over time. And not to be forgotten: you save money that way on all
your park and attractions admissions. For me, anyway, that's the bottom line.
The proof of any review is in the actions of the reviewer. Would I use OFT to
buy my tickets? If I still lived at a distance, the answer is yes. I always
rented a car in Orlando, and would have saved money at OFT. Would I use OFT
right now? Well, I can't. They don't yet handle annual passes and Florida
residents. But both are in the works, possibly, so by the time my renewal window
comes up, it may be possible. If it is, I won't hesitate to use OFT, assuming I
receive an extra discount in the process. Doing otherwise is leaving money on
the table, and OFT is a professional, legitimate business I have confidence in.
As always, I urge you to do the math for yourself and your own situation. So
long as it saves you money, I think using Orlando Fun Tickets makes sense. |